Where was this grandmother when I was growing up?
It almost looks as if she’s enjoying herself.

Where was this grandmother when I was growing up?

It almost looks as if she’s enjoying herself.


I think my mom was more of a doll than a child sometimes. This is too perfect.

I think my mom was more of a doll than a child sometimes. This is too perfect.


D’awwwww. My dad looks so spiffy here.

D’awwwww. My dad looks so spiffy here.


It’s a very 70s Christmas.
Side Note: I’ve always wanted a train set. I never got one, but apparently my older sister did. D: BAWWWWWWWWW

It’s a very 70s Christmas.

Side Note: I’ve always wanted a train set. I never got one, but apparently my older sister did. D: BAWWWWWWWWW


For those of you who don’t know, this is what whale-watching usually ends up looking like. Another 3rd grade field trip wasted…

For those of you who don’t know, this is what whale-watching usually ends up looking like. Another 3rd grade field trip wasted…


Another picture taken at the beach! My grandma and my dad actually look kind of happy here. Weird.

Another picture taken at the beach! My grandma and my dad actually look kind of happy here. Weird.


I know I haven’t posted anything for a while, but I’m back in the game, so here’s a picture of my mom at the beach! Isn’t she ravishing? And kind of awkwardly placed behind that dude with moobs and his annoying little kid?

I know I haven’t posted anything for a while, but I’m back in the game, so here’s a picture of my mom at the beach! Isn’t she ravishing? And kind of awkwardly placed behind that dude with moobs and his annoying little kid?


Juliet decided to eat about twenty of the photos (specifically the fifty year old black and whites, of course) spread out into piles all over the spare room, so I picked them all up in a hurry, undoing the majority of the progress I had just made in organizing them. Hopefully I’ll get them back in order shortly and upload some more (preferably un-chewed) photographs pretty soon. I’ll try to do this as quickly as possible, but with summer classes I’m a bit busy as of late.
tl;dr - My dog ate my blog.
Note: She was feeling sick for a few days, but she’s doing fine now. :]

Juliet decided to eat about twenty of the photos (specifically the fifty year old black and whites, of course) spread out into piles all over the spare room, so I picked them all up in a hurry, undoing the majority of the progress I had just made in organizing them. Hopefully I’ll get them back in order shortly and upload some more (preferably un-chewed) photographs pretty soon. I’ll try to do this as quickly as possible, but with summer classes I’m a bit busy as of late.

tl;dr - My dog ate my blog.

Note: She was feeling sick for a few days, but she’s doing fine now. :]


This is my grandfather & my dad. It must’ve been taken right after he got out of the Marine Corps. since he still has short hair. 
They look so hip.
I need that sweater. So rad.
Note: BEARD CONNECTION

This is my grandfather & my dad. It must’ve been taken right after he got out of the Marine Corps. since he still has short hair. 

They look so hip.

I need that sweater. So rad.

Note: BEARD CONNECTION


“On a scale of one to John Wayne Gacy, how creepy is this?”
“Two John Wayne Gacys with binoculars across the street, although that man has a stunning beard.”

“On a scale of one to John Wayne Gacy, how creepy is this?”

“Two John Wayne Gacys with binoculars across the street, although that man has a stunning beard.”


This is Trevor & Kevin—homies for life.

This is Trevor & Kevin—homies for life.


I hate that fucking cat.
Misty drank all the booze in the house.

I hate that fucking cat.

Misty drank all the booze in the house.


Yo gramps, stop checking out the photographer. I don’t care how nice her rack is. You have a wife and a kid, you creeper.

Yo gramps, stop checking out the photographer. I don’t care how nice her rack is. You have a wife and a kid, you creeper.


My grandma is one sexy lady.
I can say that objectively without sounding creepy, right?

My grandma is one sexy lady.

I can say that objectively without sounding creepy, right?


My mother posing with some giant squash plants.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who went through a gardening phase!

My mother posing with some giant squash plants.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who went through a gardening phase!